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Men and Soccer Discussed By Uncle and Lady F

Men and Soccer Discussed By Uncle and Lady F

This post is meant to make soccer understandable for women. For this purpose, I asked Uncle some really female questions – forgive me for my ignorance – I just needed to figure out why the entire world is watching soccer right now, and nobody is chatting with me!

What is soccer for men?

A way of relaxing.

Like shopping for women.

Shopping

What makes soccer good?

As anything in nature –it’s beauty.

Beauty

Beauty

Where does beauty come from?

It comes from the performers. There are teams who win with strategies. Some people compare soccer with religion.

I have heard of a man, who goes to the stadiums, and swears at his wife, when everybody is screaming, for he can not do it at home – he does not like scandals. 

People relieve themselves when they shout in the stadium.

Stadium

Is soccer easy or hard?

For good soccer players the sport is easy, for bad soccer players, it is hard.

Easy

Why is it a guy’s thing to watch soccer and drink beer?

beer

Beer

It’s a bit traditional.

Can you compare soccer to any other sport? Aikido? Dancing? 

Aikido

When a soccer player makes a dribble – and passes through the enemy players – he is usually compared to a good dancer.

What does a man need to be a good soccer player?

He has to be strong and to have a very little brain.

For I Am A Bear Of Very Little Brain

He shouldn’t care too much about people’s opinion.

Why do the soccer players spit on the foreground?

They are flirting with the audience.

Why do they fall in such a funny way?

Falling

For a greater punishment of the adversary.

Is good soccer pleasure or tension?

Pleasure.

Pleasure

Are you one of the men who turn over the table when there is a goal?

No.

And what do you think of these men?

That they have bet their money on Euro Soccer.

What do you say about the definition: Soccer – they run after the ball to kick it and kick it to run after it?

A great number of soccer men are really like this.

kickers

Why has the Bulgarian team not lost a match on the World Championship for twenty years?

Bulgaria

Because they are dreamers, but not great performers.

Which is your favorite team?

Botev, Plovdiv.

Are they good?

Sometimes. They have been my favorite team since my childhood.

Would you be a soccer player, if you could be one?

No.

How did you give up on Euro Soccer?

It is similar to the giving up on smoking.

Cigarettes

What’s the feeling when they score a goal?

Disappointment. You can’t imagine how beautifully they are capable of missing!

When they score a goal, does the team get angry with the goal-keeper?

No, usually the goal-keeper gets angry with the team.

Door keeper

Does it happen good soccer players to violate intentionally other soccer players?

It happens.

Where is this aggression coming from?

Mental issues.

Mental Issues

What do you think of a man who is sitting at the PC right now and doesn’t watch the World Championship?

That he will stay by the PC and not pay attention to a beautiful girl.

Sexy Lady

Do you have something to add in a conclusion…

I would love to go and watch live some of the Grands of the World Soccer.

I sincerely wish that for you!:)

 

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